There’s a digital hole in my bucket

With apologies to Liza and Henry.

There’s a bug in my PC, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
There’s a bug in my PC, dear Help Desk, a bug.

[Long pause]

There’s still a bug in my PC, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
There’s still a bug in my PC, dear Help Desk, a bug.

Then fix it, dear User, dear User, dear User,
Then fix it, dear User, dear User, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk?
With what should I fix it, dear Help Desk, with what?

Our FAQs will have the answer, dear User, dear User,
Our FAQs will have the answer, dear User, our FAQs.

It’s a new bug, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
It’s a new bug, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk, it’s new.

Then try a reboot, dear User, dear User,
Then try a reboot, dear User, dear User, reboot.

[…]

My PC’s frozen, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
My PC’s frozen, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk, frozen.

Raise a ticket, dear User, dear User,
Raise a ticket, dear User, dear User, a ticket.

Tell me how should I raise it, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
Tell me how should I raise it, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk, tell me how.

Use our webform, dear User, dear User,
Use our webform, dear User, dear User, our webform.

Where do I find it, the webform, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk?
Where do I find it, the webform, dear Help Desk, find it?

Just Google it on your PC, dear User, dear User,
Just Google it on your PC, dear User, dear User, Google it.

But my PC’s frozen, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk,
My PC’s frozen, dear Help Desk, dear Help Desk, FROZEN.

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